1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,674 Last season on Greek: 2 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:06,607 Kappa Tau's having this End of the World party this weekend. 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,009 We'll see what we can do to get your O-Chem grades back up. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,611 You left. 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,243 Aren't you gonna get in trouble for leaving the lab? 6 00:00:12,243 --> 00:00:13,744 Nah, I'll figure that out tomorrow. 7 00:00:13,744 --> 00:00:15,046 I've decided I don't want my trust fund. 8 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:16,747 Don't play this game with us, Evan. 9 00:00:16,747 --> 00:00:20,121 We make an agreement, a pledge to not have sex with our tempters. 10 00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:23,023 It's the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,596 Don't you read the scriptures? There's gonna be signs. 12 00:00:25,596 --> 00:00:27,758 There is no more I-Kap. I'm disbanding the house. 13 00:00:27,758 --> 00:00:30,030 I'm leaving. For real, this time. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,232 I'm in love with Cappie. 15 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,734 - What are you doing? - I want to be with you. 16 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,767 Don't ruin things with Max because of some fleeting thought. 17 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,269 You don't even want to try? 18 00:00:38,269 --> 00:00:39,810 - Dumped? - Casey says it wasn't 19 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:42,113 'cause of Cappie, but I know it was. 20 00:00:42,113 --> 00:00:44,815 - How do you know? - I saw them come out of a closet together. 21 00:00:44,815 --> 00:00:46,247 And then she dumped me. 22 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,450 Never pick the girl. They'll leave you every time. 23 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,621 You can count on it. 24 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:52,753 So Casey broke up with Max because of you. 25 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,486 Let the countdown to the end of the world begin! 26 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:58,159 - Six... five... four... - It's the end of the world, Cappie. 27 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:02,563 - What are you gonna do? - Three... two... one... 28 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:39,099 You know, it's kind of weird to watch people while they sleep. 29 00:01:41,232 --> 00:01:43,834 - Sorry. - No, no, I meant him. 30 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,381 - Jeremy, go to your place. - Hmm? 31 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:57,188 - Are you OK? - What? 32 00:01:57,188 --> 00:01:59,720 - Yeah. - Still thinking about Casey and Max? 33 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,893 Do you really think Cappie's the reason they broke up? 34 00:02:02,893 --> 00:02:04,455 That's what Max said. 35 00:02:04,455 --> 00:02:06,627 So are, like, Cappie and Casey dating now? 36 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,759 That's so weird for me. 37 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,833 Let's do something fun today, just you and me. 38 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,667 We could drive up to Canyon Lake. 39 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:19,240 That sounds like... Crap! 40 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,841 It was just a suggestion. 41 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:24,175 No, I have to finish my stupid O-Chem extra credit today. 42 00:02:24,175 --> 00:02:26,677 You're not gonna get in trouble for skipping out, are you? 43 00:02:26,677 --> 00:02:28,649 No. Hastings left the lab before I did. 44 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,422 I just have to show him my results first thing tomorrow, 45 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:34,725 which is why I have to get back to the lab to finish it today. 46 00:02:34,725 --> 00:02:38,229 - OK, well, good luck. Call me later. - I will. 47 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:49,470 Dude! 48 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,472 Get off my hand, dude. 49 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:52,873 Ouch! Dumb-ass. 50 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,710 - Hi. - Hey. 51 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:02,653 Uh, what are you doing here? Why aren't you still at Fisher's? 52 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:07,718 - I came home early to check on you. - Oh, uh... thanks, Ash. 53 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:09,220 So, hitting the showers? 54 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,762 Uh... 55 00:03:11,762 --> 00:03:12,963 Do you want to come with me? 56 00:03:12,963 --> 00:03:14,795 Why? What's going on in our room? 57 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,527 - Is someone else in there? - Um... 58 00:03:18,329 --> 00:03:20,731 ♪ When you regret ♪ 59 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:22,333 ♪ Things that haven't... ♪ 60 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,235 Case. 61 00:03:24,235 --> 00:03:26,407 I had a pity party last night. 62 00:03:27,378 --> 00:03:28,839 Is that salsa? 63 00:03:28,839 --> 00:03:33,514 I may have eaten a box of frozen taquitos... 64 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,487 ...and some cookies, but they were in the 100-calorie packages, 65 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:38,419 so I had seven of them. 66 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:41,692 I also watched the first hour of Once twice 67 00:03:41,692 --> 00:03:44,224 and the last 45 minutes of The Notebook once. 68 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,927 But today, I'm great. 69 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,330 So you're OK about Max? No regrets? 70 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,302 I'm still sad about Max. 71 00:03:51,302 --> 00:03:54,565 But today is a new day. That's out of my system, 72 00:03:54,565 --> 00:03:57,007 no dwelling, no more pity. 73 00:03:57,007 --> 00:03:59,540 I've even decided to stay positive about Cappie. 74 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,842 I mean, I could sit here, angst all over myself 75 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,975 about him turning me down, but who knows? 76 00:04:04,975 --> 00:04:07,718 Maybe when he finds out that Max and I broke up, 77 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:10,651 - then... - Oh... I told him. 78 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,523 Told who what? What's that? 79 00:04:12,523 --> 00:04:14,925 Last night after you left the party I found Cappie on the roof 80 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:16,957 and I told him that you and Max broke up. 81 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:20,260 Oh, you did? And, uh... And? 82 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,262 It was super dramatic. 83 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,894 It was during the countdown to the end of the party 84 00:04:23,894 --> 00:04:27,037 and everyone's like, "Eight, seven, six..." 85 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:31,001 So... I mean, how'd that go? 86 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:33,944 Well, he thought about it... 87 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:35,576 ...a lot. 88 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,881 I actually sat there for, like, five minutes until I had to pee, so... 89 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,913 It means he's probably still thinking. 90 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:49,990 Well, if... if Cappie wants to give us another shot, 91 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,722 then... then he knows where I live. 92 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:53,924 He can come over here or call me. 93 00:04:53,924 --> 00:04:55,926 In the meantime I am just going to... 94 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:57,998 think about other things and... 95 00:05:04,535 --> 00:05:05,976 Just in case. 96 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:11,542 ♪ You have felt the love inside ♪ 97 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,845 ♪ But now that it's through ♪ 98 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:19,390 ♪ Our sister cat is broken ♪ 99 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:22,723 ♪ We want to fix you ♪ 100 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:26,527 I wasn't sure if you wanted people to know or not, but... 101 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,858 It's not like it's the end of the world. 102 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:31,001 ♪ Nobody loves you ♪ 103 00:05:57,388 --> 00:05:59,830 Casey, I'm sorry about your breakup with Max, 104 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:01,932 - but it's totally for the best. - Thanks, Laura. 105 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:04,495 I mean, he was a nerd, but he was hot. 106 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:08,399 - It was just so confusing. - Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for that. 107 00:06:08,399 --> 00:06:09,940 Time to get some guns, girls! 108 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,802 Are we raiding the Iki house? 109 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:13,844 Oh, oh... Um, everyone, 110 00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:16,907 so, last night, the Ikis disbanded. 111 00:06:16,907 --> 00:06:18,809 Frannie's left the Greek system for good. 112 00:06:18,809 --> 00:06:21,011 But despite all the bad things she did, 113 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:22,813 deep down she really was a good... 114 00:06:22,813 --> 00:06:24,054 What are the guns for, then? 115 00:06:24,054 --> 00:06:25,015 It's for Gotcha, 116 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:27,017 the Omega Chis' campus assassin game. 117 00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:27,888 - Starts today. - Ooh! 118 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,890 Here are your dossiers. 119 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:33,093 "The object of the game is to eliminate your assigned target. 120 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:36,166 If you succeed, you take their target and the game continues 121 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,068 until one lone survivor remains." 122 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:41,872 "And the winner receives a party at Dobler's hosted in their honor 123 00:06:41,872 --> 00:06:44,074 while the winner's house gets $500 124 00:06:44,074 --> 00:06:46,607 and five points towards the Greek Blue Ribbon." 125 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,880 "The game starts tonight at the Dead Man's Party hosted by Omega Chi." 126 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,012 "Come as your favorite assassin or spy." 127 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,545 I call Ethel Rosenberg. 128 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,186 OK. 129 00:06:56,186 --> 00:06:57,888 So are you gonna go tonight? 130 00:06:57,888 --> 00:07:00,020 Uh, I might just hang around the house. 131 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,093 I got a Gamma Psi. 132 00:07:03,093 --> 00:07:05,025 - No way. - Who'd you get? 133 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,126 Who do you think? 134 00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:10,901 - Oh. - Yeah. 135 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:13,133 - Wanna trade? - Cappie can come to me. 136 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,967 Or I can hunt him down tonight. 137 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,168 I need water. 138 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:21,472 Wow, looks like someone had a lot of fun last night. 139 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:23,514 Is "fun" a euphemism for vodka? 140 00:07:23,514 --> 00:07:25,015 I didn't have that much fun. 141 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:27,678 Actually, I saw Rebecca having a lot of fun last night, 142 00:07:27,678 --> 00:07:28,949 - with a guy. - No, you didn't. 143 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,822 - Who? - It was hard to tell, 144 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:34,154 given his face was inside her mouth. 145 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,857 Becks, who's the mystery man? 146 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:39,459 I'm really not telling any one of you. 147 00:07:42,032 --> 00:07:43,894 Is that my phone? 148 00:07:43,894 --> 00:07:46,897 Whose phone is that? 149 00:07:46,897 --> 00:07:49,500 I am the Lord your God, 150 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,772 who brought you out of the land of Egypt, 151 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,774 out of the house of slavery. 152 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,646 You shall have no other gods before me... 153 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:59,079 - Oh, God. - It's actually Q from Star Trek. 154 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,082 Ever since I was a little kid, I liked to imagine they sounded the same. 155 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:07,017 This could very well be the worst I've ever felt 156 00:08:07,017 --> 00:08:09,520 in my entire life. 157 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,191 What happened last night? 158 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,894 You don't remember the party? Getting frisky with your buddy Grant? 159 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,827 - Your purity pledge? - Oh, no. 160 00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:18,629 Grant and I kissed. 161 00:08:18,629 --> 00:08:20,500 If anyone from the house saw him, he's screwed. 162 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,973 'Cause he didn't want to come out yet. 163 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:25,105 Not to mention how they'll react 164 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,977 having two gay guys in the house. 165 00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:29,079 I mean, one is fine, 166 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:30,941 but two is just a bathhouse. 167 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:32,583 So you guys didn't do anything else? 168 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:34,845 No. 169 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:38,819 Wait a minute. 170 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,591 The only reason I kissed Grant is 'cause I saw you 171 00:08:40,591 --> 00:08:42,723 and the landlady slide into second base. 172 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:46,957 - What's up with that? - Well, you know, I've got really powerful pheromones. 173 00:08:46,957 --> 00:08:48,929 I had to fake a nosebleed to get out of there. 174 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,962 At least both of us kept our purity pledges. 175 00:08:51,962 --> 00:08:53,804 Yeah. Hey, whose pants are those? 176 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:59,069 Those would be mine. 177 00:09:00,611 --> 00:09:01,972 Oh, God. 178 00:09:02,973 --> 00:09:05,716 Morning! 179 00:09:05,716 --> 00:09:07,077 You're oot and aboot early this fine Sunday. 180 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,781 Looking for Max, eh? 181 00:09:10,781 --> 00:09:12,182 Yep. I'm a friend of his. 182 00:09:12,182 --> 00:09:15,025 I was hoping he can let me into the Chemistry Building 183 00:09:15,025 --> 00:09:17,628 for this lab today. Have you seen him? 184 00:09:17,628 --> 00:09:20,030 - He left. - Do you know when he's coming back? 185 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:23,594 - Oh, he quit. - Quit? What, he quit his RA job? 186 00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:25,896 I think he had to since he quit the graduate program. 187 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,968 Oh, in one night? 188 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:34,144 Oh, yeah. He went back to England to work with George Stephanopoulos. 189 00:09:34,144 --> 00:09:36,046 Magda Stephanopoulos. 190 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,355 Did he tell you he was leaving the country? 191 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:47,317 - Did you talk to him? - This morning. 192 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,259 He said there was nothing here for him anymore. 193 00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:52,062 So he's really gone. 194 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:54,264 Gee, I'm sorry. 195 00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:02,803 I call Heaven and Earth to witness against you today, 196 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,205 that I have set before you life... 197 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:09,039 Dale, do you think we can give Q a rest for a little while? 198 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:10,711 Yeah. 199 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,043 ...that you and your offspring may live... 200 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:18,188 You know, school is a game of averages, 201 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:21,722 and while I've never had to average in a "D" before, 202 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,794 maybe it's not as bad as we think. 203 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:26,356 So without extra credit, "D" on my midterm, 204 00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:28,859 even if I make 100 on the final, 205 00:10:28,859 --> 00:10:31,201 which is virtually impossible... 206 00:10:31,201 --> 00:10:33,664 ...my average is still a low "C." 207 00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:35,105 I should've listened to you. 208 00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:39,339 Whoever said "Live every day like it's your last" is an idiot. 209 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,342 I guess the first rule of living every day like the world's gonna end 210 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,845 is to make sure the world actually ends. 211 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,848 Well, one world kind of ended. 212 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,750 Even if I get "A's" in my other honors classes 213 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,382 I'm still gonna drop below the required 3.5 cum. 214 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:54,184 So, that's it. 215 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,427 I'm out of the honors program. 216 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,866 Whoa. 217 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,167 Oh. Sorry, Rus. 218 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,000 I'm dart gun shopping. 219 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,743 - What's in the box? - It's for you. 220 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,905 It's from Max. 221 00:11:14,905 --> 00:11:16,376 Oh. 222 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:20,811 So you know he and I, uh, broke up? 223 00:11:20,811 --> 00:11:22,282 Did you know he went back to England? 224 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,354 He's gone? How? 225 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:26,757 The grad program only gave him a temporary leave of absence. 226 00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:29,760 Apparently he's taking a permanent leave of absence now. 227 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,762 I told you this would happen. 228 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:33,924 Scorched-earth, you know, remember? 229 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,966 He fled the country because of you. 230 00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:38,468 You can't blame me for that. It was his own choice. 231 00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,802 He was my friend, 232 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:45,275 and he was the only guy at CRU who inspired me academically. 233 00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:47,107 And now he's gone. 234 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,841 That's no reason for me to stay in a relationship with him. 235 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:52,242 He just wasn't the right guy for me. 236 00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:55,345 - And Cappie is? - I'm not with Cappie, I don't think. 237 00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:57,788 - You don't think? - Look. 238 00:11:57,788 --> 00:12:02,152 I really am sorry about Max. 239 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:06,296 But you can always call him, e-mail him, Skype him. 240 00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:08,028 I need him today, 241 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,360 'cause I didn't finish my Grignard project last night. 242 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,732 Grignard? Like that guy from Entourage? 243 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,004 Maybe I can help. 244 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:16,736 Yeah, Case, you can help me with my Organic Chemistry report 245 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,208 on the guy from Entourage. 246 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,072 Forget it. 247 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,024 There's gotta be something you can do. 248 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,286 Is it too late to drop the class or take an incomplete? 249 00:12:36,286 --> 00:12:38,028 I looked into all that. 250 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,532 Gentlemen, if we want to dominate at Gotcha, 251 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,965 then you pukes need all the practice you can get. 252 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,440 - Yeah! - Marksmen, on your... marks. 253 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,974 Aim... fire at Wil... bur. 254 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,977 Suck it, Wilbur! 255 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:06,216 That's two points for Pickle, zero for Spitter. 256 00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:08,919 Have you talked to Cappie about this? He might be able to help. 257 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:11,291 The last thing I need is his help. 258 00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:16,366 - Spitter's disqualified. - What? 259 00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:18,498 - Pickle wins. - Yeah! Ha ha! 260 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,031 - Why'd you shoot an old lady? - How are you an old lady? 261 00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:23,273 Spitter's right. You could've been a serial killer 262 00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:25,035 dressed to look like an old lady, for all he knew. 263 00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,077 Haven't you seen Steel Magnolias? 264 00:13:27,077 --> 00:13:29,980 I don't think that's what that movie was about, Cap. 265 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,442 No, but if you imagine they're secret homicidal maniacs 266 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:34,985 it's much more enjoyable. Cut Spitter some slack. 267 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:37,017 Everything OK, Spitter? 268 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,090 You seem kind of... clenched. 269 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:43,223 I'm fine. I wish I could say the same for Max. 270 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:47,157 Yeah. I heard they broke up last night. How's she doing? 271 00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:49,559 Well, we all made choices last night 272 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,933 and we just have to live with those consequences. 273 00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:55,165 I guess you're right. 274 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,137 Hey, Beav, I'm up next. 275 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,549 So, you really don't remember what happened last night? 276 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:13,984 The sex was pretty incredible, right? 277 00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:19,089 Uh, no, I totally remember. Um, just a little hazy, is all. 278 00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:21,962 But, yeah, last night was great. 279 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,435 Then you remember what you said, about fate? 280 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,567 Fate? Yeah. 281 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,140 And eternity? 282 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,644 Eternity? Really? 283 00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:38,108 I know you seem pretty intent on a small ceremony, 284 00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:40,981 but I wouldn't mind a big wedding in Maui, 285 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,113 with our friends and family. 286 00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:46,416 OK, there's no way that we talked about that. 287 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:49,119 Consider this payback for telling me Dale's your boyfriend. 288 00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,521 Dude, you suck! 289 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:55,095 Nothing happened. We kissed. That was it. 290 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,596 Yeah, at a KT party. 291 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,568 Look, we're just gonna have to be better 292 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:02,102 and try to keep it quiet if this is gonna continue, OK? 293 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,603 Is this gonna continue? 294 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,007 Hey! 295 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,980 What happened to you guys last night? You didn't come home. 296 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,582 Nothing happened! I stayed at Rusty's, 297 00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,515 and Grant stayed someplace completely different. 298 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,489 Well, we have a busy day. 299 00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:21,091 I'm gonna take care of the deposit 300 00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:22,652 on the booze for tonight. 301 00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:25,095 - Grant, grab some pledges, go pick it up this afternoon? - Sure. 302 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,526 You got it. 303 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,331 Maybe later tonight's better. 304 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,203 Yeah. It's a date. 305 00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:35,135 Sorta. 306 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,142 Hey, Case? Whoa! 307 00:15:44,174 --> 00:15:46,076 Want a cat? Please? 308 00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:49,649 I'm all good, thanks. Ooo, you're all dressed up. 309 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,582 Oh, yeah. I need to find a sexy spy costume for tonight. 310 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:56,056 Do you think I can pull off this La Femme Nikita chick without the creepy '80s hair? 311 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,259 Hey, Case, I talked to Rusty and I'm a little worried about him. 312 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,132 Oh, don't be. He always sounds like that when he breathes. 313 00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:03,463 You get used to it. 314 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,465 No, I think he might be in trouble. 315 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,268 Um, and I think I'm the last person he wants any help from. 316 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,670 - Chocolate? - It's about polymer science. 317 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,402 Really, the last person that... 318 00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:14,974 He got a "D" on his O-Chem midterm 319 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,077 and he's probably gonna fail out of the honors program. 320 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,509 - Uh, fail out? - He had a chance to make up for it 321 00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:21,151 with this extra credit project, 322 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,083 but he skipped out on that to go to the party. 323 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,115 I'm really worried about him. 324 00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:27,517 He's gotta get into the lab and finish it tonight. 325 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,623 - Tonight? - We could both use help from our big sis. 326 00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:40,500 So Fisher and I are going to the Dead Man's Party 327 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,032 as Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 328 00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:43,403 Which should be pretty easy for me 329 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,005 since I already have plenty of dresses that show off my boobs. 330 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:50,110 Hey, you could go as Angelina Jolie in Wanted. 331 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,282 What's the difference between Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith 332 00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:53,743 and Angelina Jolie in Wanted? 333 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:56,086 Eh, four kids, maybe five. 334 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:58,148 I'm thinking Sydney Bristow. 335 00:16:58,148 --> 00:17:01,551 Ooh! You know what I always loved about Sydney Bristow? 336 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:05,055 Her double life. It must have been pretty hard for her 337 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,597 to have to keep all those secrets from her friends, 338 00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:10,260 her really close friends... 339 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,062 ...who she goes shopping with. 340 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:13,303 Nice try. 341 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:15,535 I'm still not telling you who the guy was. 342 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,338 - I need cash. - I need coffee. 343 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,341 But I'm not giving up, Becks. I will not rest 344 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,743 until I find out who your mystery man is. 345 00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:28,718 - Hey. - Was she talking about your Gotcha target? 346 00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:30,049 I wish. 347 00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:35,385 How's your bank account zero? 348 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,828 I don't know. Must be some weird bank failure thing. 349 00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:41,491 Banks have been failing all over these days. 350 00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:44,364 What's going on? You can talk to me. 351 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:50,069 - OK. You remember homecoming? - Mm-hmm. 352 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,203 My parent problems? Well... 353 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:55,175 ...I gave up my trust fund. 354 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,076 What the hell is wrong with you? Are you an idiot? 355 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,808 I thought you, of all people, would understand. 356 00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:01,311 Oh, my God, you're poor. 357 00:18:02,152 --> 00:18:04,154 Not completely. 358 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:06,516 I have some separate accounts, my credit cards. 359 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,488 - I'm gonna be fine. - For how long? 360 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,620 Good question. 361 00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,823 Do you need some cash now? I could help you out. 362 00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:16,566 Uh... I do. 363 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:19,129 I need some cash for the deposit on the kegs for tonight. 364 00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:20,230 I could pay you back later. 365 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,435 Actually, if I could trouble you for a favor, 366 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,637 we could call it even. What do you think? 367 00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:31,741 And his sword shall devour flesh... 368 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:37,147 ...from the long-haired heads of the enemies. 369 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:40,850 Rejoice in Him, O heavens! Bow down to Him... 370 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,693 What the hell is that? 371 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:45,895 It's Q from Star Trek. 372 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:49,159 I've grown to find him oddly calming. 373 00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:52,732 I talked to Jordan and she told me about the honors program 374 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,133 and I'm here to help. 375 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:57,737 I know how important this is to you, 376 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,810 and the fact is, when you want something bad enough 377 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,312 you'd do anything you can to get it. 378 00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:04,244 And it shouldn't take all day to figure it out. 379 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,176 Look, I'm fine with it. 380 00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:09,679 You made one hasty decision without considering the repercussions. 381 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:13,523 - Don't let it ruin your future. - No offense, but how are you gonna help me? 382 00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:16,286 Well, I may not know anything about organic chemistry, 383 00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:17,887 but I know I can get you into that building. 384 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,160 I don't... No, I don't know. 385 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,863 Rusty, stop wasting time. Get your coat and let's go, now. 386 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:30,900 You know you sounded like Mom just now? 387 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:34,173 Yeah, yeah. I know, and I'm freaking out about it, OK? 388 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,551 Did you two call to have the building opened? 389 00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:44,183 Yes. My brother here forgot his medication. 390 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,917 Yeah, he does look a little sickly. 391 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,819 Yeah, he's, uh, hypoglycemic. 392 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:51,661 That's why he looks that way. 393 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,523 I'm hypoglycemic, not deaf. 394 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,967 Rusty, I think you're looking a little flush, 395 00:19:57,967 --> 00:19:59,829 like you might go into shock. 396 00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:02,472 - Uh, I don't think I am. - Trust me. 397 00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:03,973 I think you are. 398 00:20:05,635 --> 00:20:07,377 Oh, oh. 399 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,838 You know, I think I'm feeling a little light-headed. 400 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,910 Let me look in my bag for a candy bar. 401 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,882 Whoa, hold on. I've got a candy bar. 402 00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:14,384 Really? 403 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,216 Here. Eat this. 404 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,588 - Eat this. - Why? 405 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:22,952 Uh, listen to him, Rusty. He's a professional. 406 00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:24,954 Oh, God! OK. 407 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,857 - Ohh! - Wow. 408 00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:29,459 - Ugh! - Mmm. 409 00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:31,261 Yeah, eat that. 410 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:34,304 Uh, I think... I think that did the trick. 411 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:36,566 - He's looking much better now. - - Really? 412 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,369 Yes. Yeah. It comes and goes. 413 00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:42,342 Thank you so much for your help. I'm gonna take him to the Student Health Center. 414 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,013 Thank you. Thank you. 415 00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:47,577 You were great. You were so awesome. Thank you. 416 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,449 Check you later. 417 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,852 Oh, God! 418 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,023 Look at all of these keys. 419 00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:55,555 You'd think at a science building 420 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,527 they'd have fingerprint scanners or something. 421 00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:59,789 - If we need his fingerprints, we can get 'em off my tongue. - Eww! 422 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,666 OK. This might take a while. 423 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,303 - Hey, Cap. - Daley. 424 00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:17,276 - Uh... - Oh, thank you, pledge. 425 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,380 It's my costume for the Dead Man's Party tonight. 426 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,752 Aren't you a little wore out from last night's party? 427 00:21:22,752 --> 00:21:24,684 Yeah. So? 428 00:21:26,516 --> 00:21:27,917 Anyway, uh, 429 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,989 I know you seem to help Rusty out a lot 430 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,661 with matters of the heart... 431 00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,863 You know, I'm glad you mentioned Rusty. 432 00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:35,995 He's been moodier than usual today. 433 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,967 Is there like an engineering menses or something? 434 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:40,800 Only when you're flunking out of the program like he is. 435 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,002 - Since when? Why didn't I know about this? - I don't know. 436 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,875 I figure he used to talk to Max more about that kind of thing. 437 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,478 I don't know. Back to my problem, I'm having a... 438 00:21:48,478 --> 00:21:49,479 Used to? 439 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,913 Yeah. Yeah, Maxi Pad skipped the country. 440 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,716 What?! Since when? Why didn't I know about this, either? 441 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,649 - I... - Did you... Did you just say "Maxi Pad"? 442 00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:00,990 - Yeah. - That is still funny. 443 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:05,024 Yeah, I know. Yeah, he left town this morning. 444 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,896 Where's Rusty now? 445 00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:10,660 He left me a note. Seems he's gonna try to get into the chem lab tonight. 446 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:13,062 But, uh, the thing that I'm dealing with... 447 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:15,405 I gotta go. If you could finish up here... 448 00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:17,036 I'm not even positive what this is. 449 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,669 Kinda having a personal crisis. 450 00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:22,341 - If I could just have a minute... - You look good. 451 00:22:23,673 --> 00:22:24,674 Thanks. 452 00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:31,481 Hi. Uh, delivery for Rebecca Logan. 453 00:22:31,481 --> 00:22:33,623 Ooo! Rebecca got flowers! 454 00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:35,385 What? 455 00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:37,987 You got flowers? I bet they're from the mystery guy. 456 00:22:37,987 --> 00:22:40,029 No! Don't! 457 00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:44,494 "R. Last night was amazing." Signed, "E.C." 458 00:22:44,494 --> 00:22:45,995 Who's E.C.? 459 00:22:45,995 --> 00:22:47,537 Eric Chapman, from Pi Sigma? 460 00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:48,998 Um, no. 461 00:22:48,998 --> 00:22:52,041 - Edward Cullen. - No. He's a fictitious character. 462 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:55,004 Emma Cannon? Is she a lesbian? Are you a lesbian again? 463 00:22:55,004 --> 00:22:58,408 - It's Evan Chambers! - Evan Chambers? Really? 464 00:22:58,408 --> 00:22:59,949 You got me. 465 00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:01,511 He and I made out at the party, 466 00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:03,953 and I know that's bad because of the whole Casey thing. 467 00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:06,486 You don't have to worry about Casey and the girl code. 468 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,489 I can think of a million other reasons you should want to keep this a secret, 469 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,920 but Casey and Evan are old news. 470 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,923 So you should do whatever makes you happy. 471 00:23:13,923 --> 00:23:16,896 Evan's gonna be at the party tonight. You should give it a shot. 472 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,430 - OK. - Now, tell me everything that happened last night. 473 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,705 God, where to start? 474 00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:28,738 Thanks for letting me raid your closet, Dale. 475 00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:32,642 You are the only person I know that might have clothes resembling Austin Powers. 476 00:23:32,642 --> 00:23:34,744 Thanks. 477 00:23:34,744 --> 00:23:37,617 So you really didn't end up breaking your purity pledge at all? 478 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,449 Nope. Aren't you proud of me? 479 00:23:39,449 --> 00:23:41,921 - The proudest. - Doesn't mean I'm not going to, though. 480 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,953 I really like Grant. He's awesome. 481 00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:46,826 - We're gonna give it a shot. - What about the house and the brothers? 482 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,558 Well, just have to keep it quiet. 483 00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,159 I did it last year with Heath. 484 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,562 Come to think of it, I'm pretty good at sneaking around. 485 00:23:52,562 --> 00:23:54,964 Maybe I could be a real assassin. 486 00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:57,707 Listen, do you know anything about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? 487 00:23:57,707 --> 00:23:59,138 Yes, Dale, and I get it. 488 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,940 I'm going to hell twice for being gay 489 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,512 and for having pre-marital sex. 490 00:24:02,512 --> 00:24:05,675 Hey, you know what? If the U.S. legalizes gay marriage 491 00:24:05,675 --> 00:24:08,518 and Grant and I get married, am I safe on one of those? 492 00:24:08,518 --> 00:24:09,979 I had sex with Sheila. 493 00:24:12,982 --> 00:24:15,054 I was at that stupid party, 494 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,887 and everybody was talking about the end of the world and the apocalypse, 495 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:21,661 blah blah blah, and it was like every Easter Sunday back home. 496 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,663 You know, I was surrounded by all that partying. 497 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,965 I just kept thinking, what if the world really does end? 498 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,236 I'd die a virgin. 499 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:29,699 Did you ever have thoughts like that before you had sex? 500 00:24:29,699 --> 00:24:32,902 And then I saw the Four Horsemen... I thought it was the Four Horsemen. 501 00:24:32,902 --> 00:24:34,574 I realize now the more obvious answer 502 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:37,046 is it's probably just mounted campus security 503 00:24:37,046 --> 00:24:39,649 and not the sixth sign of the apocalypse. 504 00:24:39,649 --> 00:24:41,681 But, you know, I digress. 505 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,983 And then I heard His voice... Well, Q's voice... 506 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,855 ...telling me it was OK. 507 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:48,858 So while you and Grant stayed back at the party and boozed it up, 508 00:24:48,858 --> 00:24:51,621 me and Sheila came back here and we did it. 509 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,624 She was gone before you even got back. 510 00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:57,166 No, it's OK. I washed the sheets nine times today. 511 00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:01,500 But... you know, the thing is, it wasn't the horsemen or Q 512 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,173 or anybody else that made me do it. 513 00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:07,607 I think I was looking for any possible reason to do it because I wanted to. 514 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,942 And now I wish I wouldn't have because sex changes everything 515 00:25:12,942 --> 00:25:15,214 and... and you cannot change it back. 516 00:25:26,696 --> 00:25:27,927 You tried that one already. 517 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,733 Nope. This is taking forever. 518 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,204 Yeah. 519 00:25:35,204 --> 00:25:37,306 Oh, I got it! 520 00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:40,239 Wait, I just... 521 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,771 Yeah, now we gotta start over. 522 00:25:41,771 --> 00:25:43,673 Sorry. 523 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,981 It's Jordan. She just texted me to see how we're doing. 524 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,986 So what happened with your grades? 525 00:25:56,986 --> 00:25:59,228 I don't know. I guess I got a little distracted. 526 00:25:59,228 --> 00:26:02,732 - You must really like her. - Jordan's great. 527 00:26:02,732 --> 00:26:05,995 What I like most is the way I feel when I'm with her. 528 00:26:07,196 --> 00:26:08,638 Do you mean sexually? 529 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,102 Well, we haven't exactly... 530 00:26:13,102 --> 00:26:15,645 OK, no physical stuff. 531 00:26:15,645 --> 00:26:16,946 Sorry. 532 00:26:16,946 --> 00:26:19,308 Since we started dating, 533 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:24,183 I kinda feel like that guy who doesn't have to think about studying all the time. 534 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,986 Like, I could just hang out at the KT house 535 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,959 with my arm around my girl. 536 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,793 Just have fun, you know? And that's it. 537 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,865 But you're not that guy. 538 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,167 Thanks, Case. 539 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:40,099 No... No, I mean... 540 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,973 Any guy can be that guy. You're the amalgam, remember? 541 00:26:43,973 --> 00:26:46,105 You can't give up one for the other. 542 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,939 Like you gave up Max for Cappie. 543 00:26:49,939 --> 00:26:52,181 I didn't give up Max for Cappie. 544 00:26:52,181 --> 00:26:55,915 I just realized he and I were too different. 545 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:02,221 Are you bummed about Max? 546 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:06,996 I really wanted it to work out with us. 547 00:27:06,996 --> 00:27:10,059 He's a really good guy. 548 00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:12,862 Well, he did kind of leave 549 00:27:12,862 --> 00:27:14,103 without saying goodbye, though. 550 00:27:14,103 --> 00:27:16,205 Well, sometimes guys leave, Rus. 551 00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:18,808 Sometimes they never show up. 552 00:27:23,072 --> 00:27:25,144 - My nose. - Case? 553 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,779 Hey. 554 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,951 You guys know the windows are open in here, right? 555 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,222 Come on. 556 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:52,241 - Get back here, Bond! - Hey! No killing till midnight. 557 00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:55,074 ♪ With a dead man Dead man ♪ 558 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,909 I need your help. Ashleigh saw the flowers 559 00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:01,751 and got the impression that I liked you. 560 00:28:01,751 --> 00:28:04,884 You know, you don't have to sound so grossed out when you say that. 561 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,956 So, she's coming here tonight thinking that we like each other 562 00:28:06,956 --> 00:28:08,918 and this is our first date or something. 563 00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:10,920 Help me, just for an hour or two. 564 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,293 - What's in it for me? - I already paid you once. 565 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,465 You paid me for the flowers. This is completely different. 566 00:28:16,465 --> 00:28:17,867 I'm spending an evening with you 567 00:28:17,867 --> 00:28:19,368 when I could be hitting on other girls. 568 00:28:23,873 --> 00:28:26,075 I'll pay you, because I, unlike you, 569 00:28:26,075 --> 00:28:28,237 am not an insecure mess when it comes to flaunting my money. 570 00:28:28,237 --> 00:28:30,209 Hey, guys. 571 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,212 Sydney Bristow. Great costume. 572 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,014 And Evan, you're... 573 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,486 ...wearing Banana Republic. 574 00:28:37,486 --> 00:28:39,288 I'm Jason Bourne. 575 00:28:39,288 --> 00:28:42,752 I'm not a big costume guy. 576 00:28:42,752 --> 00:28:45,424 Yeah. You would've thought for your own house's costume party 577 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:48,457 you would've put forth a little more effort, but whatever. 578 00:28:48,457 --> 00:28:50,229 Um, Fisher, this is Evan Chambers. 579 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,861 Hey. Nice to meet you, man. 580 00:28:51,861 --> 00:28:53,432 - Yeah, you too. - So... 581 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,204 Rebecca told me all about last night. 582 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:58,407 Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah! 583 00:28:58,407 --> 00:29:00,009 That was pretty crazy. 584 00:29:00,009 --> 00:29:01,811 To think all that time you were with Frannie 585 00:29:01,811 --> 00:29:03,843 it was just an attempt to get closer to Rebecca. 586 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,315 Makes more sense than dating Frannie, I gotta say. 587 00:29:06,315 --> 00:29:10,519 - Pretty romantic, right? - The secret notes, the longing, the subtext. 588 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:12,952 Who knew all that time you guys were talking 589 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,483 there was so much more happening on your side? 590 00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:15,524 Oh, I keep replaying 591 00:29:15,524 --> 00:29:17,126 some of the conversations you guys had 592 00:29:17,126 --> 00:29:19,258 and imagine them with what I know now. 593 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,060 It's like watching The Sixth Sense the second time. 594 00:29:22,892 --> 00:29:24,063 I really don't know what to say. 595 00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:32,972 Let me know what I can do to help, Spitter. It's what I'm here for. 596 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:34,273 Great. 597 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,877 Nice ninja costume, Cap. 598 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,308 Thanks! 599 00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:41,380 I was gonna head to the Dead Man's Party tonight. 600 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,082 Thought it might come in handy. 601 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,155 Speaking of parties, how was the rest of your night last night? 602 00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:49,959 - It was good. - Ashleigh told me all about it. 603 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:52,862 You know, the party and... and stuff. 604 00:29:52,862 --> 00:29:56,065 So, I know about the party... 605 00:29:56,065 --> 00:29:58,567 ...and stuff. 606 00:30:03,572 --> 00:30:07,136 Case, can you grab a clean beaker from on top of the shelf? 607 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,212 I just have to get this... 608 00:30:16,085 --> 00:30:19,488 So, uh, this thing kind of looks like a giant bong, huh? 609 00:30:19,488 --> 00:30:23,092 - Whoa! - Ohh! 610 00:30:23,092 --> 00:30:25,594 Whoa! Ha ha! Got it. 611 00:30:25,594 --> 00:30:26,896 Yeah. 612 00:30:28,497 --> 00:30:33,102 - I'm a ninja. - Case, can you quit messing around, OK? 613 00:30:33,102 --> 00:30:34,163 Case, I need a nitrogen bubbler. 614 00:30:34,163 --> 00:30:36,365 It's labeled in the drawer over there. 615 00:30:36,365 --> 00:30:39,969 Bubbler? Are you sure we're not making a bong? 616 00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:43,212 So what can I do? Chemistry's just like cooking, right? 617 00:30:43,212 --> 00:30:46,175 I watch the Food Network. Maybe I can be like your sous-scientist. 618 00:30:46,175 --> 00:30:50,549 - Don't! - Rusty, six hands are better than four. 619 00:30:52,321 --> 00:30:53,923 Fine. All right. 620 00:30:53,923 --> 00:30:55,985 Cappie, can you grab some hoses over there? 621 00:30:55,985 --> 00:30:58,157 I need two for the water and the reflux condenser, 622 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:02,031 one for the nitrogen bubbler. Then we plug them into the valve right there. 623 00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:07,166 Um, OK. 624 00:31:08,297 --> 00:31:11,300 OK, I got it. See? 625 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:14,103 I should totally switch my major. This is so easy. 626 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:16,145 Maybe I'll take up chemistry next semester. 627 00:31:16,145 --> 00:31:17,977 - Whoa! - Hey! 628 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,379 Oh, my good... 629 00:31:22,051 --> 00:31:23,112 Um, sorry. 630 00:31:26,115 --> 00:31:27,556 Um... 631 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,190 Case, can you grab a nitrogen bubbler? 632 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,063 Maybe I'll just stand guard, over here. 633 00:31:37,466 --> 00:31:39,969 I think there were more parts to that. 634 00:31:43,032 --> 00:31:45,434 Pledges, can you guys get me some water? 635 00:31:45,434 --> 00:31:47,106 OK, right away. 636 00:31:47,636 --> 00:31:49,508 Very cute. 637 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,312 So how much longer do we need to stay down here? 638 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,583 Yeah, I've been thinking about that. 639 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:56,445 Maybe we should just wait a while. 640 00:31:56,445 --> 00:31:59,448 - Like a half-hour? - Maybe longer. 641 00:31:59,448 --> 00:32:02,451 - Thirty-five minutes? - I want to slow down. 642 00:32:02,451 --> 00:32:04,323 You know, sex just changes everything. 643 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:07,226 I'm enjoying right now, just getting to know each other. 644 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:11,030 And after we get bored with each other, then we have sex? 645 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,603 Can't believe I'm sneaking around the house with a guy again. 646 00:32:14,603 --> 00:32:17,406 - Again? - Calvin, here's your water. 647 00:32:17,406 --> 00:32:20,109 ♪ And it stares back into you ♪ 648 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,222 I think it's working. 649 00:32:33,222 --> 00:32:36,255 You're going through an awful lot of trouble to keep this secret. 650 00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:38,957 Look, seriously, you can tell me. 651 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:39,989 Who'd you make out with last night? 652 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,191 It's not part of our deal, Bourne. 653 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,395 Regret is a powerful emotion, huh? 654 00:32:46,395 --> 00:32:48,397 I'm starting to wonder if giving up the trust fund 655 00:32:48,397 --> 00:32:50,369 was that great of an idea myself. 656 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:54,703 - You got to stand up to your parents. - Yeah, but to what end? 657 00:32:54,703 --> 00:32:56,675 The money I have is gonna run out. 658 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,347 I'm not gonna lie to you, Evan. 659 00:32:58,347 --> 00:33:01,050 From where I stand, you are pretty screwed. 660 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,712 I think we both are. 661 00:33:03,712 --> 00:33:05,984 So we'll just be screwed together. 662 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,088 So we can keep these secrets just between us? 663 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,090 Between us. 664 00:33:16,425 --> 00:33:18,127 - You suck! - What? 665 00:33:18,127 --> 00:33:22,000 If all you're looking for is a piece of ass, then forget it! 666 00:33:26,035 --> 00:33:28,337 I knew you would do something to screw this up. 667 00:33:30,179 --> 00:33:35,614 ♪ And remember how your life was somewhere before ♪ 668 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:41,150 I'm all finished. I just have to write some of these results. 669 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,222 - Oh, I can put stuff away. - No. 670 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:46,055 Oh, come on! I said "I'm sorry," like, a thousand times. 671 00:33:46,055 --> 00:33:47,256 It was an accident. 672 00:33:47,256 --> 00:33:50,359 Did you "accidentally" hit on Casey, too? 673 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,633 When? I've been sitting on this stool for almost two hours. 674 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,805 Come on. Last night. 675 00:33:56,805 --> 00:33:58,567 Max told me everything. 676 00:34:00,109 --> 00:34:03,072 You admitted you weren't over Casey, 677 00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:06,415 and then you pulled her into the closet to try and win her back. 678 00:34:06,415 --> 00:34:09,548 For all the crap you gave me for being a douche-mover with Jordan? 679 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,050 At least I felt terrible for what I did. 680 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,224 You, you've been acting like you didn't do anything wrong all day. 681 00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:18,157 I'm sorry. You're right, I'm a douche-mover. 682 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,629 Stop! Cappie didn't... 683 00:34:20,629 --> 00:34:23,332 ...hit on me. He didn't pull me into the closet. 684 00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:25,394 I pulled him in and told him 685 00:34:25,394 --> 00:34:27,596 that I wanted to get back together with him. 686 00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:29,138 And he turned me down. 687 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,403 Cappie and I aren't getting together. 688 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,748 Are we? 689 00:34:46,755 --> 00:34:48,257 Crap! That's the leak detector. 690 00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:50,559 I forgot to turn off the gas! We gotta go! 691 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:52,221 Case, come on! 692 00:34:52,221 --> 00:34:54,363 - Yeah. - Should we put all that stuff away? 693 00:34:54,363 --> 00:34:56,365 - Just leave it. Come on. - Go, go, go, go! 694 00:35:02,571 --> 00:35:04,433 - Let's go out the side door. - OK. 695 00:35:05,674 --> 00:35:07,336 - Is that it? - Yep. 696 00:35:10,739 --> 00:35:12,181 Here. 697 00:35:22,591 --> 00:35:24,893 Aww. This can't be good. 698 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:32,631 OK. You two go back into the lab and leave out the window. 699 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,903 What are you going to do? 700 00:35:34,903 --> 00:35:37,166 I'm gonna do what I do best. 701 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:40,269 - Cappie! - Test tubes, not bunnies. 702 00:35:40,269 --> 00:35:43,842 - What the hell? - I'm a Ninja for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. 703 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,444 NETA? 704 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,246 Not one of you guys again. 705 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:50,419 Look, there are no animals in this building. 706 00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:52,751 Oh, really? Then where are they? 707 00:35:54,223 --> 00:35:55,554 Did you know there are more animals used for testing 708 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,656 than there are in the entire world? 709 00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:00,759 Well, that doesn't sound accurate. 710 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,561 Well, probably... OK. 711 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:06,365 OK, cool. Great. 712 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:08,197 Thank you. 713 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:11,200 Hugs, not drugs! 714 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,172 Hugs, not drugs! Ow! 715 00:36:17,646 --> 00:36:19,778 Well, Dale, you'll be interested to know 716 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,511 that Grant and I have decided to hold off on having sex. 717 00:36:22,511 --> 00:36:24,883 I'm actually not that interested, really. 718 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:27,256 Thanks, Dale. 719 00:36:27,256 --> 00:36:29,588 So, uh, how are you doing? 720 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,561 You know, I've done a lot of thinking, a lot of soul searching, 721 00:36:32,561 --> 00:36:35,824 and, uh, I think I've come to terms with my relationship with Sheila. 722 00:36:35,824 --> 00:36:38,467 I know what to do now. 723 00:36:38,467 --> 00:36:39,798 That'd be her. 724 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,304 - Hey. - Hi, Dale. 725 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,906 Hi, Dale's friend. 726 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,738 - Uh, Sheila? - Yeah. 727 00:36:49,738 --> 00:36:52,941 Uh, I gave you my virginity and now I need to give you something else. 728 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,386 I think we need to get married now. 729 00:36:57,386 --> 00:37:00,849 It's just my class ring. I'm gonna have to ask money from my parents 730 00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:03,452 to buy a real one, but... 731 00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:09,858 Dale, that is so sweet. 732 00:37:09,858 --> 00:37:12,961 And last night was really... special, 733 00:37:12,961 --> 00:37:14,963 and you're a great tenant, 734 00:37:14,963 --> 00:37:16,965 but, you know, I've been really busy with work. 735 00:37:16,965 --> 00:37:19,708 Um, I might have to tend Building C 736 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,239 and I have to go to Tucson next week 737 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,912 and then there's my cat. 738 00:37:23,912 --> 00:37:27,576 So I will totally call you when things slow down, OK? 739 00:37:28,917 --> 00:37:30,779 All right. I... 740 00:37:30,779 --> 00:37:32,651 OK. 741 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,262 Hey! How'd it go with Hastings? 742 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,895 My "D" is officially a "C." 743 00:37:46,895 --> 00:37:50,499 Wait, that's it? After everything you had to do last night? 744 00:37:50,499 --> 00:37:52,941 It's good enough for now. 745 00:37:52,941 --> 00:37:55,374 Thank you for calling in reinforcements last night. 746 00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:56,975 You kinda saved me. 747 00:37:56,975 --> 00:38:00,579 Well, you have passion for what you do. I think it's great. 748 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:04,052 Honestly I'm kind of jealous, 'cause I probably would've blown it off. 749 00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:07,316 Well, I have to warn you: I might not continue to be 750 00:38:07,316 --> 00:38:10,889 the cool fraternity guy that you know and love... 751 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:13,662 Like, I mean. 752 00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:16,695 You might have to share me with engineering for a while. 753 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:19,868 Mmm, sounds like a hot three-way. 754 00:38:22,971 --> 00:38:25,574 So, Becca and Evan, huh? 755 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:28,477 Yeah, it's weird, the fact she wanted to keep it a secret. 756 00:38:28,477 --> 00:38:31,540 She didn't feel the need to be discreet last time they hooked up. 757 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:34,012 - Ah, people change. - Totally. 758 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,915 Like Cappie. You know, I really thought he'd come around. 759 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,788 Yeah, after all the back and forth. 760 00:38:39,788 --> 00:38:43,922 I can hardly blame him. I spent two years telling him "no." 761 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,854 Couldn't expect him to wait forever. 762 00:38:47,095 --> 00:38:49,358 - Oh, Case. - What? 763 00:38:49,358 --> 00:38:52,731 - ♪ You have felt the love inside ♪ - No! Gosh! 764 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,864 - ♪ But now that... ♪ - Stop singing that song. 765 00:38:55,864 --> 00:38:59,007 I'm getting to the "Meow Kitty Meow-Meow" chorus. 766 00:38:59,007 --> 00:39:00,469 Oh. 767 00:39:02,971 --> 00:39:05,874 Um... I'll see you at the house. 768 00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:07,546 OK. Thanks, Ash. 769 00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:14,483 Nice vest. 770 00:39:14,483 --> 00:39:17,526 Seems to bring out my eyes, huh? 771 00:39:18,987 --> 00:39:21,990 That was pretty great, what you did last night. 772 00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:24,393 Well, it was the least I could do. 773 00:39:24,393 --> 00:39:26,395 I sure wasn't gonna help him with the chemistry. 774 00:39:26,395 --> 00:39:28,567 Now I know how Rusty feels at a date function. 775 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:29,968 Yeah. 776 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:35,904 - Listen, Case, I... - You know... 777 00:39:35,904 --> 00:39:39,878 I think the answer's pretty clear about us. 778 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,612 You know, I... I felt so lame. 779 00:39:43,612 --> 00:39:46,555 Yesterday I actually thought you might change your mind 780 00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:48,817 and come for me in some grand movie moment 781 00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:51,920 that only exists in the deranged mind of Nora Ephron. 782 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,893 Like I said, lame. 783 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,766 Anyway, guess I'll see you around. 784 00:40:00,429 --> 00:40:01,570 Around it is. 785 00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:05,904 Oh, hey, Cap? 786 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,742 Gotcha. 787 00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:26,895 ♪ And so it begins countdown ♪ 788 00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:30,028 ♪ Can you think of a reason why you so love it downtown? ♪ 789 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,902 What the hell am I waiting for? 790 00:40:33,902 --> 00:40:35,964 ♪ It's a miracle you're walking around ♪ 791 00:40:35,964 --> 00:40:39,437 ♪ Countdown in a dark town and so it begins ♪ 792 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,209 Hey, Beaver, have you seen Casey? 793 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:43,872 - Where's Casey? - Like, recently? 794 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:46,745 Whoa there, numbnuts. 795 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,847 I'm celebrating my independence today, man. 796 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:50,949 - Come celebrate with me. - Actually, I gotta go. 797 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,952 Wait, wait! It's 1:00 in the morning. Where do you have to be right now? 798 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,154 No one's looking. They're all too drunk to care. 799 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,056 Oh! Speaking of drunk, 800 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,959 I had the distinct displeasure 801 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,192 of watching Casey's enginerd 802 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:08,036 actually puke into a coat pocket. 803 00:41:08,036 --> 00:41:10,939 - It was amazing. - Ex-enginerd. They broke up tonight. 804 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,102 Oh, that's too bad. 805 00:41:14,102 --> 00:41:16,104 You know, I thought they kinda made sense. 806 00:41:16,104 --> 00:41:17,706 He seemed really good for her, 807 00:41:17,706 --> 00:41:20,478 something that you and I definitely were not. 808 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,581 Why do you say that? 809 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:24,152 I don't know why you still care. 810 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,187 - Oh, please, tell me you aren't... - Aren't what? 811 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:32,561 Oh, no, for a second I thought you were heading out 812 00:41:32,561 --> 00:41:35,093 - to pay a visit to the ZBZ house. - So what if I was? 813 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:38,026 - Well, they just broke up. - It's not like that, OK? It's this whole thing. 814 00:41:38,026 --> 00:41:40,829 A few weeks ago, I told... 815 00:41:40,829 --> 00:41:44,032 I told her that I still had feelings for her, but she was with Max. 816 00:41:44,032 --> 00:41:46,705 And then we agreed that we couldn't be friends because I needed to move on, 817 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:50,779 - and I was moving on... - Yeah, I'm tired just listening to it. 818 00:41:50,779 --> 00:41:53,782 Aren't you tired? Do you really want to get back into that? 819 00:41:53,782 --> 00:41:55,984 Look, dude, you don't know what you're talking about, OK? 820 00:41:55,984 --> 00:42:00,048 You obviously have no intention of ever graduating 821 00:42:00,048 --> 00:42:03,922 and leaving this place. It's her senior year, man. 822 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:07,255 Casey thinks about the future. How's that gonna work out? 823 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:13,031 Cap, I have no ulterior motive here. 824 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,964 OK? We're friends, aren't we? 825 00:42:15,964 --> 00:42:18,607 Amphora brethren? Kha'y? 826 00:42:18,607 --> 00:42:20,769 Kha'y, Bing! 827 00:42:20,769 --> 00:42:24,973 Look, all I'm saying is you know how it felt to lose her once. 828 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:27,576 You really want to go through that again? 829 00:42:29,978 --> 00:42:31,820 Come on, man. Come on, let's grab a beer. 830 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:35,023 And sleep on it. If you wake up and feel the same tomorrow, 831 00:42:35,023 --> 00:42:36,955 I can't stop you. 832 00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:51,299 Hey, wait up. 833 00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:54,773 ♪ Hey now, wake up! Are you looking away? ♪ 834 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:57,305 ♪ Hey now, look up! Are you watching? ♪ 835 00:42:57,305 --> 00:42:59,007 ♪ It's a brand new day ♪ 836 00:42:59,007 --> 00:43:01,209 ♪ And you shouldn't be fading away ♪ 837 00:43:01,209 --> 00:43:03,251 You're a good kisser. 838 00:43:03,251 --> 00:43:07,055 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are we doing? 839 00:43:07,055 --> 00:43:08,987 ♪ And so it begins ♪♪